Do NOT

DO NOT BE RUDE IF YOU ARE THEN YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE TREATED THE WAY YOU ARE

Short Story Book Review

Once You're A Jedi, You're A Jedi All The Way is one of the many short stories in the book "Geektastic: Stories from the Nerd Herd" by M.T. Anderson and many other people. In this story A girl named Chung Ae wakes up with a hangover in a bedroom not remembering anything.Then she goes and sees someone she doesn't remember from last night. Eventually I guess that she remember's that she's at a star wars convention and that they're in a hotel room. Also it switches to the guy's point of view (I can't remember his name at the moment) and just explains how he sees it. I recommend you read this short story if you're a Star Wars fan.

500 word story

  

      I woke up with headache, I looked around my room and glass was broken. “Oh hey girl…” I looked up and saw my friend cleaning up the rest of the living room “What Happened last night?” “Well, you wanted to have fun after the concert so you threw a party at your house” “Do you have it on tape?” “Of course, Victoria.” She said before pulling her phone. I saw myself chugging down a bottle of vodka and then passing out, having T carry me to my room while there were other people cheering. “Oh my god… why didn’t you stop me? This is embarrassing.” She laughed and stopped for a second like she was thinking then grabbed her bag, “Look, I’m going home ok? We have somewhere to be, which is the movie set so I have to leave. See you later.” Then she left. I can’t believe that I forgot that I have to be on set of a movie? I don’t even remember that…

“Every time I turn my back you’re doing something stupid! I can never trust you!” “I try my best…” Then the director yelled cut “Hey! I had so much fun last night!” A random girl walked up on me and said, she looked familiar but I didn’t recognize her. Damn! This hangover was really getting to me. “Oh hey… I'm glad that you had fun.” I tried giving her a normal look to play off that I didn’t have a hangover. I heard a song called “How do you want it” By Tupac playing in the distance; I assumed that was for a different scene or someone just really loved Tupac. “Okay everyone take a group picture, this is it! We’re done with the movie!” I heard someone say.

Then all of the actors/actress got together in a group and took a picture smiling, I forced myself to smile because I still felt a little of the hangover. Now I have to wait for the premiere and all of that stuff. I really don’t mind all of the fame its just that half of the people are so weird… A guy selling some type of new drink came up to me offered it for free since I was well known. Without hesitation I took a sip, It was so good. An alien came around the corner with a laser gun “Oh my god! They’re trying to take my brain!” I yelled.

The guy that was selling the drink had pointy ears and handed me a machine gun and I started shooting everything until it was gone. The ground disappeared from underneath me and I started free falling until I hit the ground and woke up. Once again, I was at my house in my bedroom but it wasn’t messed up this time. Assuming I passed out I took a sip from the drink that was on the side of my bed and rolled back over, seeing an alien with a laser gun once again. I'm so high. 

Batteries Are Not Included (Short Story)

I got out my binoculars to see what was going on outside, like all of the other nights. There was something huge was outside so I quickly got the phone out "Victor! It's happening again! Go the the camera!" Then i hung up. Running down the street with only one shoe on Victor and our other friend, Sam was already outside waiting for me. Sam was recording with the camera, Victor said "Where are the batteries?" "Batteries are not included..." Then Sam started shaking. "What? What is it? Sam? You're scaring me." Then we all turned around to see a bright light coming towards us and weird sounds were coming from it.

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Welcome to my blog Goat Police, the most stupid blog I ever made in my life. I am Reyenne (I am a GIRL) and i am a student at SOTA and I'm taking a creative writing course here. I will use this blog to post anything I would like (not really.) I was born in Rochester, New York the most boring, stupid town, city or whatever on August 21. Believe me I am boring.